I am not sure who wrote these words of wisdom on my refrigerator… I am thinking it was Dave, but it could have been EJ, Mike, or Tony as well.
I also have no idea what it means because Mr. Zappa is not exactly overweight, nor is he overly tall. One can only assume that there is some sort of Brokeback reference in this one… but then which one of the potential authors would know that the Z-Man is, in fact, huge? Actually… isn’t he dead?
That is the beauty and wonderment of refrigerator letters… for every bit of wisdom imparted, there are often perplexing quandries such as this.