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(groan) Get ready for this molehill to grow again.

I find it amusing as hell that Larry King didn’t so much “score the big interview” with Paris as be the last horse in the race. It turns out that ABC and NBC dropped their offers. Kudos to them.

(Is it just me or does that look like a Paris impersonator? Wouldn’t that be an interesting story if she either paid someone to do her time or at least scammed the paparrazi on her departure?)