July 18th, 2007 
Chris Doelle Ever thought those people drinking out of the wino bags looked cool? Well, now you too can be part of the “who cares about society” crowd.
Not worth the risk? Don’t want to lose the wife, the job, the clean underwear?
All you have to do is leave the 40 oz’ers at the store and just grab the bag for your bottle of water. You too can look like a hardcore boozer!!
Just think of the fun when you are pulled over by the cops. After they yank you out of the car, tazer you silly, and toss a couple welts on your forehead with their clubs, you can say “gotcha!” with a nice size lawsuit. Good times!
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dude I have been sober for nearly 13 years, and I still can’t manage to wear clean underwear.
Pulled over? This is Texas. They can’t pull you over unless they catch a glimpse of whats in the bag. Why do you think the stores sell single beers in little brown bags?
great idea for that family vacation—dad gets tazered and doesn’t have to go — awesome
I’m not sure how to interpret the stats here… the last time I got this many comments was when I ripped on WWE for honoring Chris Benoit. Fake winos – fake wrestling? There could be a connection.