Ever thought those people drinking out of the wino bags looked cool? Well, now you too can be part of the “who cares about society” crowd.
Not worth the risk? Don’t want to lose the wife, the job, the clean underwear?
All you have to do is leave the 40 oz’ers at the store and just grab the bag for your bottle of water. You too can look like a hardcore boozer!!
Just think of the fun when you are pulled over by the cops. After they yank you out of the car, tazer you silly, and toss a couple welts on your forehead with their clubs, you can say “gotcha!” with a nice size lawsuit. Good times!