I got a phone call this morning from the San Marcos flower shop saying “Chris Doelle? When are you going to be at home? I have a flower delivery for you.” I was a little confused as getting flowers sent to me is a bit out of my normal routine. “From who?” I asked. “It [...]
Archive for February, 2009
Stalker or Secret Admirer?
February 27th, 2009 
Chris Doelle 
Posted in Misc. 
Tags: crush, flower deliver, flowers, freaky, prank, secret admirer, stalker, weird 
1 Comment »Do the right thang
February 22nd, 2009 Chris Doelle Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed Mobile post sent by ChrisDoelle using Utterli. Replies. mp3
Chris Needs
February 19th, 2009 Chris Doelle I saw a friend post what is becoming a popular meme – letting Google tell you what you need. To do it is simple. Go to www.google.com and type in your first name, and the word needs. Put the search phrase in quotes, for best results. Here are the top ten things Chris needs according [...]
Tastes like Ass Milk
February 17th, 2009 Chris Doelle I grabbed a bottle of Muscle Milk from the convenience store the other day figuring it was some vitamin or protein enriched milk – uh, not even close. It isn’t really milk at all. It is a protein and vitamin shake. Sure, it’s good for you. Sure, it builds muscle. Sure, it is just the [...]
Lou and Chris visit the Big Heads!! [HQ]
February 14th, 2009 Chris Doelle I swing by one of my favorite out of the way spots in Houston, this time with Lou.
Posted in Entertainment, My Pets, Travel & Entertainment, Video Tags: art, big heads, chris cast, david addicks, lou, sculpture, Video No Comments »The Conquering hero returns victorious!
February 14th, 2009 Chris Doelle That’s right. Not only did I get some stuff accomplished today at my house in Houston, but I conquered one of my fears. Electricity has always made me very nervous. Okay, maybe not always – it actually started when I was a young lad about 12 or 13. My father who was a true jack [...]
Posted in Business & Money, Internet Coolness Tags: detective larry, electric, electricity, online help, outlets, phone support, wiring No Comments »Stimulus plan/Housing Bailout – the rape continues
February 14th, 2009 Chris Doelle What happened to CHANGE? Wasn’t that was Obama was supposed to bring? Hmmm… not so much. The Economic Stimulus plan is a cash grab, plain and simple. The Republicans did it with the housing & credit bailout, and the Democrats are doing the same damn thing – different scare tactic. A 1,000 plus page document [...]
Posted in Business & Money, Politics Tags: bailout, bullshit, credit crisis, housing crisis, obama, Politics, stimulus plan No Comments »Technology kills the courtesy flush
February 13th, 2009 Chris Doelle I recently walked into a public restroom and was immediately struck with the most awful smell. Sure, nothing surprising in that right? It struck me that one of the unwritten rules of bathroom etiquette has been engineered out of existence – the courtesy flush. Thanks to motion-detecting automatic flushing toilets, it is nearly impossible to [...]
Refrigerator letters are great fun
February 9th, 2009 Chris Doelle At my Houston home, I have my refrigerator covered with magnetic letters. They were originally used for an indie film we were shooting – we did our titling and credits with them. They have been there for years and I find some of the best things written by friends. This was on my fridge this [...]
Stat error in my favor
February 8th, 2009 Chris Doelle We all remember the Monopoly card which awarded us with an unexpected $200. It was a wonderful turn of events in the imaginary world of green houses and red hotels, but these things don’t happen in real life. Well, maybe not 200 smackers – but errors sometimes do turn out good. I discovered on this [...]
Posted in Cycling, Health & Fitness Tags: Cycling, error, good news, health, spreadsheet, tour No Comments »
