I was all set to attend a Bush/Cheney acceptance speech party Thursday night when I got a call from Mike Wright. In a move indicative of the voter malaise in this country, after hearing his offer, I instead went to the football game with Mike and Manny. The game was preseason so the real entertainment was Manny himself. While on a freebie run (I got a Texans beach towel for signing up for a credit card that will be cancelled immediately if they are desperate enough to approve me,) he was drooling over anything remotely female that passed so I took the initiative to get him a photo with the girls handling the Designated Driver booth. (You sign a little card stating that you are not going to drink and that you will agree to drive your drunk friends home – and you get a free soft drink at the concession stand – at these prices… SCORE!!)

Here is the Dark Diver with his love-interests-of-the-moment…

We had a lot of fun and actually saw some football too… haha. The conversation however, cannot be repeated, reprinted or even hinted at. 🙂