The Oscar for “Hardest to Concentrate on What Award They Are Announcing” goes to…

Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek

The Oscar for “I Guess I am the Luckiest Lowe Afterall” goes to…

Chad Lowe

The Oscar for “My How the Mighty Have Fallen” goes to…

Halle Berry

The Oscar for “Worst Job Hosting Since Whoopi” goes to…

Chris Rock

And the big winner on the night – the Oscar for “Hey Idiot… It Was a Joke – Lighten Up” AND the Oscar for “I think Jude Law Can Fight His Own Battles” both go to…

Sean Penn

(Jude Law will accept this award on behalf of Sean Penn – it’s the least he can do…)

Big “ups” to Dave for a conversation that led to this post – and big “ups” to Bob Gentry for not getting bent when I posted a message on his blog defending Rock’s right to make an ass of himself. I think that Chris Rock did a poor job as host, but his jokes weren’t that bad. And, for goofball Sean Penn to take offense at stupid humor is the funniest punchline of the night. Some days he acts brilliantly and some days he acts more like Spicoli. Click Here