I’m a blogebrity!!!

Someday I’m gonna be famous… do I have talent well, no
These days you don’t really need it thanks to our blogs and podshows
Can’t wait to rank on the A-List at Blogebrity
Can’t wait to reach “higher being” on TTLB

[1st Chorus]
‘Cause when you’re a blogebrity
It’s adios reality
You can write just like a fool
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause of your ranking
I can throw a major fit
When my layout isn’t just how I like it
When they say I’ve gone insane
I’ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a blogebrity

I’ll get to cry to my readers when things don’t go my way
Won’t get community service why my entry’s not great
I’ll make the supermarket tabloids, look like they write good stuff
But the more they read my blog now the more my fame goes up

[2nd Chorus]
‘Cause when you’re a blogebrity
It’s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause of your ranking
I can fall in and out of love
With topics that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I’ll blame it on the fame
And say it’s just so tough
Being a blogebrity

[Bridge]
So let’s crank up the editors and write it down
For the fans or for the fun.
We’ll be real-world authors, jackass pundits,
Hey hey, A-List, here we come!

[3rd Chorus]
‘Cause when you’re a blogebrity
It’s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you’re cool
Just ’cause of your ranking
Being a blogebrity
Yeah blogebrity