Okay, first off let me say that I wouldn’t have went to the Dukes of Hazzard if I had to pay for the ticket – but I didn’t, so I did. I still felt cheated. Dukes is pure crap. Sure, there were some fun car chases, but even those were tiring after awhile, (the movie was probably 75% chase scenes) and the rest of the film was too lame to be called lame.

Okay, the sight of Jessica Simpson in barely anything was enough to bring tears to your eyes, but all of those scenes were already shown on the previews and TV ads. The only real interesting thing about the film was trying to decide who turned in the worst performance, Johnny Knoxville or Seann William Scott. Turns out it was Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg.

RATING 5 out of 10